Order of the Phoenix Rules & Regulations

by darsynia

Notes: Created for the 'Staff Development' challenge at LJ's hp100. I strongly encourage you to click the link for the entire challenge—
there are a bunch of rules for the R&R, and *all* of them are hilarious. Written 5/24/06.

OotP R&R II


6) Standing in front of #12 Grimmauld Place with a paper and ostentatiously reading aloud the house number in order to have it appear is NOT proper procedure.

7) Please do remember that Moody’s eye can see through walls.

8) As per rule #7, it is requested that hidden trysts be more hidden in future. In the pantry during breakfast does not count.

9) While Weasley may indeed have been the King during last season’s Quidditch season at Hogwarts, he is NOT the king at 4 in the morning.

10) STOP WAKING THE BLOODY PORTRAIT UP, FOR THE LOVE OF—



OOTP R&R V


21) While ‘Dumbledore’s Army’ is very similar in concept to a ‘Junior Order of the Phoenix,’ this does not mean that new initiates into the Order are permitted to share Order business with their siblings any of the DA.

22) The attempt to place a print of ‘Dogs at Cards’ with a permanent sticking charm on top of the portrait of Mrs. Black did not work, and now she won’t stop screaming. Thanks, really.

22) Severus requests that whoever’s Patronus is a Jack Russell Terrier to please stop casting it when he’s trying to read. The thing loves him, apparently.